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23-Apr-2016 23:38 posted by campbellsoap | Leave a comment

To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use. These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too.

I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty. My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I. Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?

I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?

Inheriting £80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart...

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here...

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.

Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please? ) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be. I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker! ) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes. Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway? You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book... Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?

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