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Facebook scanning becomes Buzzfeed articles, which turns into shoe shopping, then ex stalking on Facebook (again), which leads you to a news article, a Google Ad and before you know it your search history has become NSFW.
Check out the five weirdest ones that I found recently and let me know if you’ve found stranger ones. The Drippy Dragon: This toy must have been created for the Bronies who spun off into dragon lovers.Tenga Egg: This is the product that brought you the catchy tagline of “Different Strokes for Different Yolks.” The Tenga Egg is an egg turned fleshlight. Designed to fulfill all of your dragon fantasies, the Drippy Dragon, also known as Vergil, is a free standing dildo that will not only plunge deep into your Netherlands, it will also ejaculate from what they have so elegantly called “the cumtube.” Don’t worry, you don’t have to get some standard dragon toy either, you can customize it to all of your Magic the Gathering needs.Coming to you in a carton of six (maybe they’ll upgrade to 12 or 18 one day), these eggs all have a different sensation providing center. The George Bush Butt Plug: I’ve seen the Jesus Butt Plug and the Obama dildo, but the George Bush Butt Plug is a never seen before toy. It reared it’s inept head back in 2007, just before his term ended, but nevertheless, this will make the perfect gift for any die-hard Republican in your life.You simply peel the egg, unscrew it, remove the lube, squeeze that juice all up inside of the egg and the outside and go to town. Just sit him down and sit on his face and he’ll do more positive work than he’s done in his entire presidential career.The Accommodator: Do you ever find yourself thinking how annoying it is that you have to use a strap on around your waist, as it if it really was your genitalia? Clearly there are others out there just like us because someone took it upon themselves to start making strap-ons that fit on your head, giving you the chance to really give someone a piece of your mind.Strangely enough, this isn’t that odd of a toy as most sex stores like Adam and Eve sell some variation of this toy.